If they are hitched that is! :-)
Boy: I will do anything for you
Boy: emphatically Of course I will!
Girl: That's cho chweeet. Why don't you take me shopping today?
Boy: Hmm, I am supposed to catch a movie with my friends
Girl: So cancel!
Boy: The tickets are already booked actually and I've promised everyone.
Girl: Ok, what about after the movie?
Boy: Well, we have pizza plans
Boy: Why don't you go with your friend Priya?
Girl bites her lower lips and the conversation ends
Girl to her friend (not Priya, say Megha) : sniffing I think he wants to break up with me!
Megha: C'mon now, you two are so good together. Why would he do that all of a sudden?
Girl: No, lately he doesn't seem the same. He gives the lamest of excuses to get out of spending time with me.
Girl: And you know what, I think he is seeing that bitch Priya behind my back.
Megha: You don't say!!! How did you find out?
Girl: He seems to be pulling her into the conversation always and he actually-wants-me-to-go-shopping-with-her - starts to break down
Megha: Oh no! Here take a tissue.
And the conversation continues well into the night
Boy to friend Arun: Dude let's catch a movie.
Arun: I thought you were meeting with your girl.
Boy: She wanted me to go shopping! I wiggled out of it though.
Arun: How did'ya do that?
Boy: I said we were going for a movie. And I think I scored a point too, I actually remembered her friend's name and asked her to go shopping with her.
Boy: It was easy actually, her friend is hottt!
Exit boy and friend
Yeah feels good to be single! :-)