My hands kept twitching,
Touching the keyboard, not quite typing.
Red light shone into my eyes
When I explored the underside of my mouse
I clicked refresh all the while
Only to be told there is no new mail
Made sure my mobile was on loud mode
Can't afford to miss a call today
Called my deskphone from my mobile
Yeah all the lines were working fine
The things that we do
On a slow day at work!