Not mine though, since I am feeling lazy today! :-) Here’s a pick of my fav quotes off gmail’s RSS feed.
Some people see things that are and ask, “Why?” Some people dream of things that never were and ask, “Why not?” Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Joe E. Lewis
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything.
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbor.
Chesterton, Gilbert K
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields