Its two weeks since I saw a movie and so I can't post a review
I am not too much into sports and so I can't touch upon the Italian Open
I don't have a boyfriend and so I can't chronicle any sweet nothings
My friends are as dull as I am and so no wicked anecdotes
I don't have a swinging single life (I barely have a life!) so no party secrets for y' all
My head is filled with cotton so I can't think of anything clever
My day has been bad so no cheery soliloquy
And so I leave with a promise to be back with something better tomorrow!