1) I don't care about what's on your mind right now
2) I have already seen the cheesy youtube videos that you post
3) It's practically a punishment for me to look at 100 pics of your last vacation.
4) I don't want to look at pictures of your baby doing all sorts of things (unless it is my nephew A - seriously he is the cutest baby I've ever seen) If I thought babies were cute, I would have one of my own.
5) I have no interest in Mafia Wars, Farmvile or any other Loserville games
6) In the same vein, I don't care about any quiz you take and have no interest in know which Friends character I am like, or how well I know Vinnaithandi Varuvaya.
7) If I don't care enough to email you/ call you/IM you, it means I have no interest in your life whatsoever. And similarly if you had any interest at all in me, you would contact me in some way apart from liking my comments
8) On a more specific note, husband liking their wife's mindless FB update (and vice versa) is puke inducing. If S ever likes my comment of "Happy diwali/Karthigai/Pongal/.." I will kill him and then kill myself.
9) And what's with using a picture of you with your wife/gf as a profile pic. I know you are proud that you finally found some woman and managed to convince her to marry you. Are you so lame that you want to brag to the whole world that you finally got a woman?
10) If you are busy and post that on FB, I really wonder how busy you really are.
11) Most importantly, I have a life and have more important uses of my time. To quote Betty White in SNL "I would never say the people on it (FaceBook) are losers. But that’s only because I’m polite."
PS. Take this with a grain of salt everyone, I don't want a mob of torch wielding villagers picketing outside my apartment. This is just my pathetic attempt at humor - so humor me and get along with your lives . Also, I am just a little bit jealous that a hundred people comment on some guy's post about how he went out for coffee, but no-one reads or comments on the lovely, quality writing on my blog! :-)
PPS. To any family reading this blog, will send the West Virginia pics and video soon. If anyone is else is wondering about the WV post, oh who am I kidding! :-)
PPS. To any family reading this blog, will send the West Virginia pics and video soon. If anyone is else is wondering about the WV post, oh who am I kidding! :-)
8 comments:
lol !
How about the "What kind of Marriage are you" game?Seriously...do you want a "game" on Facebook to tell you what kind of marriage yours is or is going to be?? Could you get any lamer?
@sandy - Sniff! I recently took the marriage quiz...I sure am lame I guess!! :)
@Jan - I so echo the husband/wife commenting on each other's profile. It is indeed puke inducing. You know whats even worse? Sometimes the husaband/wife log on to both their accnts and 'Like' their own comments from their spouse's id :D
funny ...:)
Janani Sundarrajan( seriously, we have the same name)
Does going out for coffee attract 100 comments? :)
out for coffee..
having coffee..
back at work..
Looks like people log into facebook mobile and update every move they make.
shhttoopidd girl..u wont replt to comments a?
Uhh!!! i read this while i got my cup of coffee...thank god i dont post the things that you talk about on FB...or do I???
Today I checked your blog after a very long time. Good post. These days it's an in thing to actively Face book. But I share your thoughts.
btw, I was mortified at #7. I had tweeted you earlier today along the same lines. lol.
But you have your blog! How's that any different than farting around on FB?
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